Let me get this straight. Girls point, laugh, and orgasm?:dunno:
I'm glad you are kidding. I am too tired to move again. I'm gettin' old.:tsktsk:
We "really" need to get a life...............I mean REALLY!:lol:
I was pretty young when I first had sex. I was a lot older before I got a partner. :p :ghoti:
Hmmm...........same number as me, but I'm not gay. My first wife was the first. We got divorced , I practiced a few times, and my present wife has...
Got to go with the AV.:cheers:
I think I would like one............maybe "THE" could drive me around the hood.
I think if I got to go back to work, I would shoot right up to the orgasmic region.:ohno:
Reminds me of when we caught one of our room mates rubbing one out in the shower. He said, "It's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I want."
I actually voted #6.....can't complain. Considering my lack of employment, that is pretty good. My son is in the state 5A basketball tournament,...
Seasonal Affective Disorder
More like, "Do you mean we're supposed to stop for a while?":clap:
We know with you it would be no accident.
I guess my answer would be "as needed". Didn't see it on the choices.:dunno:
Five or nine.:dunno:
Now that is scary.:devilwink:
When do they measure? I'm thinking like "When DID they measure." I don't recall. Do they sneak in at night? Do they slip something in your drink?...
I'm sorry to say I probably brought the average down, having moved in from N. D. Cold climate is not conducive to large penis size.:dunno:
A parallel universe? :dunno:
I know it was sarcasm. I just "know" that some idiot will look at that and actually believe that it is true............like the guy that made it....
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