Blazers 107 Suns 105 Grant 33 Starters 77 Bench 30
"Don't yell at me! I told you I couldn't guard him last night."
Blazers 101 Suns 126 Shaedon 33 Starters 79 Bench 22
"Hey Book, Is it just me...or do we seem to play teams when their best players are out?"
Blazers 107 Grizz 103 Nurk 35 Starters 77 Bench 30
Nas: That shot has no chance at going in. What was he thinking?
Blazers 115 Rockets 110 Ant 33 Starters 88 Bench 27
Nurk: Careful..I tend to fart when tickled.
I knew this was a bad idea as soon as I grabbed Nurks jersey. Now...now I'm just scared.
Blazers 114 Heat 109 Dame 41 Starters 78 Bench 36
Blazers 113 Nuggs 111 Dame 42 Starters 80 Bench 33
Simons: You realize those are for the fans, right? You don't get to keep a Tshirt if you catch one.
Blazers 116 Lakers 110 Simons 35 Starters 80 Bench 36
Dame: Is that a training bra? You're getting old man boobs aren't you? Is it cold in here?
Agreed. Keegan Murray has a shot at it though. He's a baller.
Blazers 117 Suns 115 Grant 38 Starters 76 Bench 41
CP3 You think they'll call traveling if I dribble wayy up high like this?
Fox "Damn Ant, guess we can't call you Charmin anymore"
W 42 L 40
Blazers 118 Kings 110 Grant 33 Starters 77 Bench 41
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