He might be a time traveler though
Our championship window is like a bay window in a rich old lady's house. It's very nice and very large. You could almost fit a table in there and eat...
Jeez, I hope we can afford morrow and nurk after we max connaughton
Jeez I hope we can still keep nurk after we max out morrow
Blazers - 103 Raptors - 93 Turner - 16 Starters - 48 Bench - 55
This is a real Sophie's choice situation. I suppose if I were Neil I'd just sign everyone and hope the league didn't notice.
I agree. I mean, we lost the last game we played too and that was against OURSELVES. Fire Stotts, waive anyone born in Massachusetts, and trade...
The two idiots from Massachusetts is a pretty sweet nickname. I'm still a believer, but I do hope that sticks. Can't wait for the Two Idiots From...
Blazers - 99 Suns - 86 Collins - 22 Starters - 46 Bench - 53
This is the best pangolin news I've heard all day
This thread is off the rails, and not in the retired train kind of way.
I'd like to be the spokesman that has a very contentious relationship with the media and never gives a straight answer. Eventually I'll resign in...
I guess they'll have to go get jobs or something
I think even bears would find a way to live without honey
Sounds like someone overdosed on antibiotics and is experiencing whatever the opposite of Nurkic fever is.
This is what I'm talking about
If you were walking down the street and a homeless person jumped out of the bushes and started screaming his favorite ice cream flavors at you, you...
Did you understand the part about Zach Collins being a ninja? I know for a fact there has never been a ninja in Spokane.
I just smoked a bowl of vicks vaporub and ate a dictionary. I have the knowledge of the entire universe at my disposal and I still don't know what...
Even a dog playing poker would say the blazers are winning 50 games this year.
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