Less like chess and more like Grandpa Simpson yells at clouds. barfo
But where will we find some recent high school graduates who have no knowledge of city government to carry out the cuts? barfo
I thought Mexico emptying their prisons and sending the criminals here was supposed to be a bad thing. Is it better to have US taxpayers pay for...
Deserve's got nothing to do with it. Pretty sure it was Clint Eastwood that killed him. barfo
I advise you not to eat it. barfo
jonnyboy is right, the midget dictator did cause the Ukrainian elections to be cancelled. Say his name: Vladimir Putin barfo
If we could develop inhalant vaccines, then we could have people visit camps where they'd go into a chamber of sorts and the vaccine would be...
I don't buy this one. "Hi, Mr. GM, thanks for inviting me to this interview. At my last job, I did whatever the fuck I wanted and ignored what my...
So, every month he's going to say tariffs are coming next month. He must not realize that other people can recognize the pattern. barfo
I'm shocked, shocked to discover that congresspeople are part of the system. I suppose next we'll find out that retirement homes are filled...
The US is the new St Kitts & Nevis. barfo
Exactly. What we don't know about can't hurt us! barfo
Good news everyone! ‘Unknown disease’ that can kill within days leaves 53 dead in Congo World Health Organization officials said the outbreak...
Guess she's going to resign, then? barfo
He meant a 1.6' rim. Everyone will dunk, although they'll have to bend over. barfo
It's an easy thing to fix. Merge the NBA and Battlebots. Problem solved. barfo
Mid-1970s, I was at some sort of "anyone can get on stage and perform" event, and a frat-boy type got up and did an truly wretched version of Killing...
I am the one with the Wine in my Lair barfo
Oh no! Now where will I spend my Thursday afternoons? barfo
Smart, bright, educated, informed, sane... barfo
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