Obviously they found Bigfoot, that's why they are dead. barfo
Of course that's not possible. barfo
So you are saying that Howard Hughes was alive and was piloting the Azerbaijan Airlines flight? Very likely he lived through the crash then - he...
That's why I don't go outside. That and the restraints. barfo
... barfo rushes out to reserve the domain name uh-oh.ai
We'll be able to tell our grandkids we lived through the MAGA/DOGE wars. And oh, how we laughed! barfo
One of the real challenges in business is how to get rid of the assholes among your customer base. Looks like Costco has it figured out. barfo
No. The correct way is to say "Here's a picture of Carmelo Anthony in Portland" barfo
Oh, but maybe there are. Maybe every billionaire is a telepathist. Maybe that's the only way to succeed in business/investing. Elon is the...
First time I've ever been called "ROBOTS" so far as I know. barfo
barfo: WHADDAYOU WANT? Phat: Well, Well, I was told outside that... barfo: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS! Phat: What?...
People not voting is on the people who didn't vote. Lazy stupid fucks - they had one job to do, and couldn't handle it. barfo
Make another bad joke, and maybe she'll sock you again. barfo
Sorry to hear the batteries ran out. It's best to either have spare batteries on hand, or better, a second vibrator. barfo
Book learnin' just ruins kids for farmwork anyhow. barfo
I'm not sure Colin Jost is really to blame for any of that. barfo
Depends on what the meaning of 'Its' is. barfo
Well, as the famed economist Billy Preston wrote: Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' And I'm not stuffin', believe you me Don't you remember I told...
Lack of buyers, lack of sellers. barfo
Stop worrying about the drones, the aliens are inside you. barfo
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