Alice is D.B.'s mom. True story. barfo
Wouldn't you expect a company owned by Origami to fold? barfo
Since she wasn't wearing a bra, my guess is that someone felt threatened by her nipples. barfo
Never went inside, but did drive by them fairly often. My life is forever changed now. barfo
I'm sure they think Stealers is the correct spelling, and a really awesome name. barfo
That's how you get to be hung like Arnold Palmer. Don't you want to be hung like Arnold Palmer? Chicken poop is chicken soup for the penis....
Rip City runs deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you're only a child Sneak into Moda, the men come and take you away
There are in fact a lot of similarities. But I'm still alive. barfo
If he doesn't go to prison he can become a walmart greeter. He has the look. barfo
I used to eat their chili for lunch, back when I was delivering phone books for a living. barfo
Me neither. I wish I'd never eaten there. It has been 40 years or so, though. Maybe it's better now? barfo
He was convicted of conspiracy. It was more than one tweet, and he went to some trouble to make the tweets look real. barfo
Well it's all right now I learned my lesson well You see, you can't please everyone So you got to please yourself barfo
FTFY. barfo
I'm not sure open primaries really accomplishes much. I'm for open primaries, but based on the results from other states, it isn't a game-changer....
Someone's "crowd size" is very tiny. barfo
You misspelled 'defecate'. barfo
Seems like they should sue the border patrol to stop interdiction efforts, then. More immigrants would increase the population. barfo
Not sure your Tinder profile is going to get a lot of right-swipes from the ladies. barfo
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