I laughed. The post has achieved its goal!
It's been the most depressing 2 week stretch of baseball as a Mariners fan in quite some time. Which is saying something., because... well......
[MEDIA] Fucking preach. Love the accountability. Raley is a good one.
Well If this is the tough schedule, wait until you see that orioles/yankees stretch still to come.
What a depressing last two weeks. From 10 games to 3.5 games in 12 days.
The suns just wanted aging superstars lol. Not a good barometer. Either is our team, but alas.
I hate regular seltzers with a passion. So gross. Same for these. I'm a cider guy through and through. I'm also grateful I don't have terrible...
We gained a game on Texas and Houston which is what matters but God damn man that was a train wreck. Logan pitched great, only made one mistake, and...
What a time to be alive. They intentionally walk a .200 hitter and the other 2 .200 hitters get outs with the bases loaded. This fucking team man.
Are people really advocating to listen to fake voices of real people? Like... wut?
Possible nickname for when Deni gets hot on the court: Denigod
So if Biden is a professional liar, yet Trump is on the books for tens of thousands of provable and confirmed lies, what does that make Trump? I'll...
The only way I trade with the Lakers is if there's a clause that we fleece them and guarantee they suck for minimum 60 years. Otherwise, they can go...
Starting to wonder if there will be a surprising number of people who just don't vote because both candidates are just not appealing for many...
We will find a way to strike out 4 times each inning.
The fear mongering we will hear in the next 5 months will be unprecedented. And it won't change enough votes. It's all decided because of the...
IM JUST SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTENCE lol. Did the "I said what I said" not give any clues? Lol.
There isn't, I'm just merely speaking it into existence.
Didn't Murray just sign a huge deal with them?
Gotta win 2 out of 3 on EACH series if we are to have the lead going into the break. But it's the Mariners, and when we build division leads, it's...
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