I'd guess it was the sexual favors you offered rather than the blazer tix, but we'll never know for sure which he valued more. barfo
Shit.... that's that girl from the hotel last night... with a couple of cops... and she's pointing at me.
If you don't like past tax fraud cases, here's a potential future one:...
Thanks for the reply! Some interesting stuff in there, let's dive in. As far as stopping traffic goes, I believe that's currently illegal. So I'm...
"OMG, that guy in section 302 is going to spill his beer!"
Well, the Republican party certainly does not believe in that. It's great that you do, but why call yourself a Republican if that's your viewpoint?...
Seems like an odd decision. You'd think a topless celebrity would be quite good for business. barfo
"Yes, the team blows. But if you lean into the wind, it's not so bad. And oiling my head further reduces friction." barfo
Got tickets for all 4 Paw Patrol shows, front row! I AM SO EXCITED! barfo
The mating season, or “rut”, occurs from October through April. During this period, males compete for the opportunity to mate with females, sometimes...
Reminds me of this famous quote: "Ron DeSantis is a nasty little weasel of a man. Good riddance." - Abe Lincoln barfo
Bye bye Ron! Wonder what loser @ABM will champion next? barfo
LeBron reaches out and derails yet another attempt by AD to take flight by flapping his arms.
I don't see Haley winning if it comes to that (which it almost surely won't). The Trump base won't have her, and there's literally no reason for...
There's no way to verify that, if we can't read about it in Sports Illustrated. barfo
"Hey Bruce, we are going swimming after the game, want to come?"
In order to burnish my pedant cred, I will point out that 48% is never a majority. It can be, and in this particular case is, a plurality. barfo
Well, that gives you some interesting choices. Will you be SlyPokerTerrorist, SlyTerroristDog, or TerroristPokerDog? barfo
I read that also, and was curious enough to look into it - it seems that the issue was the cost of collision repair. Apparently people crash them a...
And never let them out of your sight, for instance to go to school? barfo
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