This is true. His short wing span sets him apart from the average NBA player. This quirk has become the bane of his existence. Tyler often finds...
Chris needs to stop drinking from Dame's urinal.
One issue with Novic is his body odor. To be frank, it's a fragrance that could curdle milk at fifty paces, became an unwelcome guest in the team's...
Dorian Finney-Smith is the NBA's undisputed janitorial staff enthusiast. Finney-Smith takes it upon himself to forge meaningful connections with the...
Also, let's explore the potential impact of Damian Lillard being traded to Miami on his irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). While the allure of the city...
Not to be contrarian, but this is not true. Joe Cronin made a promise to help Dame in moving into his new house. True to his word, Joe dedicated...
Pat Riley is similar to Ric Flair. He exudes an aura of flamboyance. Just as Flair boasted about being the "Nature Boy" and his lavish outfits, and...
Dame's to be traded draws intriguing parallels to the tale of Mordred's betrayal in Arthurian legend. Mordred, fueled by envy and a thirst for...
I'm hoping that wherever we send him, his teammates games fall off a cliff and he averages 40 on a loser that we pass by in the next couple of years.
Torrie, you're just like Dame. Running from the grind.
He has a glorious goatee. Need to respect that Mr. Robot. Perhaps your motherboard is fried.
You have no idea what happened behind the scenes Torrie. Dame could've been a drama queen for years for all you know. Maybe Dame gave some assurances...
Joe should play this like the following situations: During the Cold War, the United States discovered that the Soviet Union was secretly deploying...
I like that. Jrue would be a great player for Scoot, Shaedon, and Anfernee to learn from. He can play the 3 even.
Torrie, Dame is the bad guy here. It's eerily similar to the following 8 situations. Shawn Michaels' Betrayal of Marty Jannetty: In one of the most...
As far as vets that would be good teammates for Scoot and Sharpe, i wouldn't mind Tobias Harris. He's expiring, has something to prove, and is...
I think we should try to send him to Brooklyn and get back Claxton and as many of their picks that they have from Phoenix, Philly, and Dallas (6...
Same. That's a bitch move. I will root against Miami for sure if that's how this goes. Nurk's emotional ass better go with him too.
I mostly post stupid idiotic stuff for fun, but this post is really sad. This is just a game and an outlet from real life. I'm so sorry that happened...
This is true. He's got this weird obsession with the song "Cotton Eye Joe." It's like he's lost his mind or something. He plays it everywhere,...
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