I’ll go with the “Wicked Pritch of the West”. If that MF goes all wimp being back in his home state, the Blazers win. If he’s that ridiculous guy who...
Whoa! A trifecta. If I had any sense I would quit before I screw it up. Unfortunately, I don’t.
Blazers 117 Nuggets 109 Avdija 33 Starters 80 Bench 37
I blame Neil Olshey and the Rocky Mountains. The Rocky Mountains because, if they didn't exist, Colorado would just be another crappy fly-over desert...
Blazers 107 Grizzlies 112 Ant 32 Starters 74 Bench 33
Morgan Freeman. He was born in Memphis. If the Blazers win, it can only be because he spoke out in his god-voice and willed the Blazers into another...
The only criterion for the next Dem presidential candidate should be, “can they win”. Worrying about whose turn it is, what gender they are, what...
Blazers 114 Wizards 109 Deni 33 Starters 74 Bench 40
How much green beer did you drink in order to poop green like that?
Blazers 116 Raptors 109 Sharpe 33 Starters 79 Bench 37
This guy. The brain washing starts early. [ATTACH]
Belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of assholes.
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Howl.
Knock knock.
Do you like "knock knock" ones better?
Do jokes always go whizzing over your head?
If they could just put this new molecule into cookies and ice cream, I think they'd have a winner.
You know we're screwed when even the moon starts wearing Trump's orange makeup.
Would one of you young guys mind bringing my ashes to the parade?
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