Lol
100k? Lmfao! In portland alone maybe. And who can we thank for taking the white women? Annoying asf. Kardashians? Hiltons? Puke! Why i got me a...
No joke insurance didnt want to cover my daughter cutting her wrist on an oyster shell until i verified in writting it wasnt work related. She's 7...
Damian lillard and shaq are identical twins.
And 100% of those voters look alike, amirite?
Thanks obama
Wait.... dviss1 looks like Oprah AND Rihanna now?
More cops should have to do work with memtally handicapped i think. I use to work with the special ed kids in high school and i watched a lot of...
Listen to HCP, he is an expert in writting his esse's in the slammer. Poor one out for that vato jesus.
i tried it like 3-4 times. im a cigar smoker so i dont think i inhaled properly the first couple. the only time i felt anything i just killed a large...
Ive had bloody noses all my life but this one was gushing for 45min and i was like fuck it
Since we are on the topic, i got charged $2000 for my daughter to have a small cut on her wrist glued shut in the ER. Thanks obamacare. Hell i got...
Or take vitamins when you just piss them out.
My wife got me a membership 6 months ago and i havent gone in to get my id card yet. $200 just donated. I finally convinced her to cancel by moving...
The orville is fucking hilarious. I was surprised seth pulled that shit off so well cause i dont really like family guy. But then again i loved ted...
My buddy had a cop stalk him. He was broke and had no insurance. Dude use to wait for him on the way to work and get him everytime. Funny thing is he...
No i pinched, he punched. Shit was funny as fuck.
Its real bro shit.
True. I only bullied bullies. Thats what got my first punch. Dude was bullying someone and while he was talking to a girl he liked i pinched his ass...
You been spying on me? I keep thinkig why cant i lose weight ive had a gym membership for years. Then i watch chuck norris workout videos while...
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