Good thing you don't live in Portland, eh? Oh that's right......you live in SoCal where electrical bills can be bigger than house payments........We...
Who couldn’t even make our team…….so typical of Portland
Explaining to the kids why Mom's closest childhood friend never got married.....and why he was always hanging with the same guy whenever we'd see...
That's the whitest thing I have ever seen....until I looked in the mirror this morning. Looks like a firm case of cultural appropriation......
My wife and I were at that game. We were newly weds with almost no money and the Timbers were an affordable option (somehow we even scraped up enough...
Finding out that the Bruce Willis character in The Sixth Sense was actually dead all along. Still can't believe I didn't see it coming.......
Ace Hardware sells shoe chains. If you don't come see me today, I can't help you from falling on your ass........
Jeezus Sly, you're SUCH as shameless horn dog..............
Really?? In my travels I have always been grateful to be back on Oregon roads. There might be (many?) better roads in states west of the Mississippi...
If he did, he'd be at the head of every Pride Parade in America, leading the way.......
I agree with your take on TDay food. We did Korean ginger soy beef skewers, my wife’s amazing potato soufflé, a tossed salad and butter flake dinner...
Who's this "we" dude??? Go Beavs!
I am again working part time at the local Ace Hardware, which requires standing/walking for 6 hours straight. My only complaint is that my feet are...
Hmmmm…..a Republican with a heart(?). Good to know that one exists. And I’m glad you got it fixed in time. I too have cardiac issues (AFib, stent,...
One of the reasons I stick with the smaller acts and smaller venues is the cost. I recently saw a lady named Samantha Fox at the Aladdin for $25 and...
Now THIS is EXACTLY the kind of shit the House of Representatives (regardless of who is in power) should be investigating and dealing with instead of...
I always understood that things/situations could go to hell....but I never got the hand basket part.
.....while she was doing the bump with the well digger's ass in Duluth Minnesota.....in the wintertime.
Finally! Sarcasm that green font would only cheapen. And you forgot to add the "#BAM"...........
Somewhere in all my junk I have an old black and white photo of my brothers and I, along with some family friend's kids, all of us sitting in that...
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