The dentist practiced in Portland, FAMS! Learn to read, then poast!
I dunno what I'm supposed to hate on here. I mean, he lives in West Linn, but practiced in Clackamas, Sherwood, AND Portland?
Where your sister "canby" your wife.... (That's what we used to say about Canby when we were kids. Can't believe how much places like Canby,...
In the past 18 months, I've nearly been in collisions with Amazon vans on four separate occasions. All of the incidents were very clearly the Amazon...
KC can thank me. I turned it on with Bolts up 7 with 2:45 left in regulation and they were dominated for the next 4 minutes of clock time.
Heading to Hawaii in 10 days for 10 days. Was there two weeks ago for all that crazy rain! Didn't do a damned thing besides eat/drink at local...
Your wife always tells me how you feel nothing, FAMS! BAM!
They talked shit back cuz they were sure you worked in their office?
Fuck them. They should be arrested for going to Applebee's, FAMS!!
learn to cook, then roast, FAMS!
learn the game, then poast, FAMS?
that took a fierce left-turn.
ironically, I’m white. my wife is Spanish (hello, Christopher Columbus - yes, he’s Italian, but he worked for the Spaniards). She’s also Italian....
I'm RICH beeyotch!
I like Jack. He's solid. But he's not "dope". Tupac and Biggie are/were "dope". I reiterate, you're whiter than me, braddah. And you calling...
Michael Jackson disagrees.
Used to work near Sayler’s for like 8-9 years and ordered takeout breakfast there all the time. Totally bomb.
jack Johnson is dope?
Yikes. Spending so much time in Hawaii, I am not surprised, but for Oregon to be #4 is a bit surprising to me. Oregon has a higher rate of people...
not if you have a blow-up sword…
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