Ho. Ly. FUCK! That's funny...
There once was a Senator from Mass, Who went out in search of some ass. He lucked out and found it, Fucked up and drowned it, and that was the end of...
This was my first reaction to his candidacy announcement, and is my among my darkest fears.
Willy's nilly caused plenty of stir last time he was in the White House, I can't imagine how a term as First Husband would go...
Go Boomers!
I'd trade anyone and everyone on the team not named Lilliard if it would bring LaMarcus back.
I don't think I can go on much longer on this planet.
Impear.
You don't call out. You call in to work to say you'll be out. Thanks, Obama.
"Hilliary has dropped out of the race."
How many wins did he predict last season?
Which we'll be by the time he's ready to play again. #IrrationalSmirrational #GoBlazers
<uninterested crickets chirping>
[MEDIA] He got knocked down and scored on by (was it Horford?) who said something to him after scoring, and Pierce walked all the way to half court,...
Something tells me that's probably not a draedel in the middle of his forehead, lol...
The pull up the pants thing was a joke. Pierce threw up a gang sign in response to a gang-related remark from another player.
Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Tommy Lasorda, Joel Przybilla, Vin Scully, Blazer Dancer Ione... Also, JFK, Ronald Reagan, Teddy Roosevelt, James Garner,...
Pull your fucking pants up, Cousins...
Two words: Autographed Kingspeed photo.
"Basketball," lol...
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