How did i not know these existed? They are hilarious.
Holy shit lmfao
I cant say, but i can assure you, you do indeed want to stay away
I still laugh that most americans vote for social issues when government shouldnt be involved in social behavior at all aside from protecting our...
In my line of work i deal with the screamers all day. Im a rare breed that fucking loves the tears though. It's because i truly dont care about the...
I drive under the speed limit in my neighborhood. Lots of kids with shitty parents let them play in the street way too young. Sure, it inconveniences...
He said in the video he went to court and a jury found him guilty. At that point there isnt anything you can do. He was being a whiney cunt becahse...
When i did tech support on the phone and someone was a complete fuck up i just walked them through shit they didnt need so i could be on the call all...
And if it walks into the mens bathroom who is going to stop it? Who is going to search for vagine?
See i can dig this. Like i said if i was her i would have lol'd. Im on the clock i could care less if i have to shut it down and pick up pennies all...
It's the playing victim craze gone worse. No one made the decision to speed but him. After my last ticket several years ago i started setting the...
Id pay first class prices if i could join the mile high club in their sleeping quarters
Seriously though i hate going to a bar that has 20 micro brews on tap and it will have 13 IPAs 5 lagers, and then youre lucky if a stout or brown ale...
I actually thought about cutting the top off like a pumpkin, gut a portion out and turn it into a bowl, filling it with some other fruits and some...
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I really want to preform this music video for isis I like to think id match this level of smug if the blazers won a championship in my life time....
Cause weve been shooting them forever, im not going to a fire fight with a weapon i dont know and trust.
Here down south we put salt on it to get that salty sweet. Im not fully sold on the tradition yet though, most of the time i just eat the fuck out of...
Best snipers in the world. Been sniping critters since pa gave us our first .22
A jewish lesbian? You sound hot. Hey if i self identify as a woman can we hook up?
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