ALSO: WEAR A SEAT BELT BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET DON'T TOUCH HOT STOVES DON'T MURDER PEOPLE DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR...
But you have a lot of them... most of us have just one. barfo
Polio seems like fun, but I've never seen the attraction of Water Polio. barfo
Not interested in learning from your mistakes? barfo
[This is off-topic in that I'm commenting on the rich rather than the poor/middle class]: It is possible to have more money than you can spend....
I guess pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps isn't the best route to happiness after all. If only someone had thought of this sooner! barfo
Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! barfo
It's really delicious! barfo
Somewhere in the capital, they must be storing all those March 32nds they've stolen. We have to liberate them! barfo
Looks like @jonnyboy's congressional run might have hit a roadblock: [MEDIA] barfo
TRIMET made masturbation how-to videos? barfo
That's ok, Amazon shoppers can easily be replaced by machines. In fact if you read the reviews on Amazon, it appears they already have been. barfo
If your chopsticks were to end up in your ass, you would definitely be doing it wrong. barfo
Sounds like me too, except instead of my neighbor's crossword puzzles it's their wives. barfo
Congressman jonnyboy has a nice ring to it! Make it happen! barfo
What the hell is a purity ring? Does it go on the finger or someplace else? barfo
Can't the Space Force drop nukes on the Space Hurricane? barfo
If that came off as a serious insult, I apologize. It was intended as teasing, but I guess it sounds pretty harsh. barfo
DeSantis isn't up till 2022. She's already made up her mind, without waiting to see who else runs? Interesting. So, basically your whole family...
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