Yeah, congratulations on your promotion! You stacked that shampoo quite nicely!
Two clear goalscoring opportunities for Affelay and Huntelaar but both suck dick.
A little bit disappointed with this game, van Persie hasn't been the best.
Nakamura -- "... Who has a left foot that he can open a can of tomato soup with."
Nakamura comes on for Japan. Great player.
-_-;
Meant 4-3-3, dick.
Japan have stepped up their game since the goal and have sent a couple of shots whistling over in the last couple of minutes.
Not sure if I would classify that as a howler, to be honest. Sure, the 'keeper could of done better but the volley was hit with some venom.
There it is from Sneijder!
Robin van Persie comes close but no cigar.
I wouldn't like it to happen and I don't see it happening. I don't believe Wenger wants another attacking player in the squad.
As I said, I'm on a news hiatus, so I have no idea and don't have much of a motive to find out.
Possibly the gayest shit I have ever seen.
The Timbers Army are embarrassing. It is like going shopping to Walmart with your grandmother.
Heh, that's good. I probably wouldn't be awake if it wasn't for work. Netherlands are dominating in possession so far...
Nagatomo gets Japan's first shot on-goal and it's a good one. Best chance of the game.
Japan are pressing the Dutch early in their half, good defensive work.
Extremely strange camera angle in this stadium. Almost seems like it is the cameraman's fault -- Too zoomed in. Game pace is now controlled by...
Game is on, Japan dictating the game so far.
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