Fuck the lottery. Play to win, period.
Just call me Busta Hyphen.
Chuck Connors.
<facepalm>
Not necessarily, I'm actually pretty high on him. I just like making fun of hyphens.
Why?
I am the hyphenest hyphenist who ever hyphenated a hyphen.
We have one hyphen on the team, at least it's in his first name and I don't have to see it on a jersey. I prefer my Blazers roster to be hyphen-free.
Mace Window?
Get out of my head, Spud! Also, that's a great take, I hadn't thought of it that way...
He was placed in an untenable situation, being asked to step into Brandon Roy's sizeable shoes at the last minute, in addition to having to carry a...
White guys who rap.
Fuck.
Oh. Then yes, apparently I am not a fan of The Unit, lol...
Randy Johnson went by Cool Breeze? <double facepalm>
He woke up under a pile of unconscious strippers?
.500 BABY!
Wait. We signed Montero to a guaranteed contract? I thought he was just a Summer League invite?
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