He didn't claim to be an accountant, but you sure are handy, man.
That's what makes it great. I sent everyone a bottle of wine we actually sell. I was trying to think of something else to send along. The...
I sent each of my co-workers a bottle of wine.
Re: Seahawks fans irate at Dr. Dre after headphones commercial featuring Colin Kaeper You can't blame Seahawks fans for being crazy about the team....
Further doing what he does best: being a whore. But it's okay when you're the best!
Sarcasm? A year-and-a-half isn't that much difference.
Re: Seahawks fans irate at Dr. Dre after headphones commercial featuring Colin Kaeper Waah. Seahawks fans are bipolar bitches, much like half...
8 players in double figures, plus Freeland with 8 and Crabbe with 7. That's a good night.
He had some run in the first half, too.
I could buy 2-3 of your houses for the price of mine. That being said, my house in Portland would be ridiculously expensive, especially when you...
I avoid shopping and malls like the plague every year. A friend had to go to some high-end outlets while we're here in FL and drove, so I went....
My wife bought me some dope balla diamond earrings. Found 'em, then the kid confirmed. Bought the wife a handbag (it may be outlet, but it's...
Yes. Your wife gave me a disease. How long before that's public record? I'm not on ObamaCare yet. But when we all are, why will our records...
So ghey.
Elvis' last love was like his music.... The crapper.
It's still harassment, it's fucked up, and you and I both know she have the police a to no BS over this incident when they responded. You know she...
Wait.... Elvis is dead?
Best part of Obamacare is that using it means the government will then own your medical records. Awesome. We're all headed there, FYI. Brace...
Heading to Miami. A friend set me up at another PGA course, but I can't remember which (he said he'd do either Trump or Hyatt Blue). Little help -...
Holiday season and all...it's a Christmas Meracle. What a bitch. People like that = what's wrong with the world (among many other things, but it...
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