100 Reasons Why Shaq Can't Hit a FT

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  1. Shapecity

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    25. His personal insecurities prevent him from shooting the ball under handed.
     
    Shapecity, Jun 16, 2006
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    26. He feels it would be an unfair advantage if he could shoot free throws aswell.
     
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    27. The rims are still angry for their destroyed predecessors.
     
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    28. Superman has his kryptonite.
     
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    29. He is still traumatized by a free throw shooting incident that happened to him in High School.
     
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    30. He is to ashamed to shoot a "granny shot"
     
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    31. He wants to dunk it from the line. And still tries.
     
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    32. Doesn't realize a free throw is where you have to put the ball in the basket, not an automatic Free point.
     
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    33. Literally thinks free throw means you have to throw the ball into the basket.
     
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    34. Foolishly modelled every aspect of his game after Wilt Chamberlain's.

    35. His imaginary friend told him it would be funny if he could make 30 mill a year, dominate the game, and yet be a worse free throw shooter than a 10 year old.

    36. To let mortals think that Shaq has a weakness. [​IMG]
     
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    37. Doesn't try to bank it on every Free Throw


    38. Just trying to make the games close so people keep watching the game, it's all about the TV ratings [​IMG]
     
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    39. Shaq's asked Kazaam several times to make him a better FT shooter, but he has yet to come through.
     
    Chutney, Jun 19, 2006
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    40. He's secretly earning money from the other teams for keeping Hack-a-Shaq an option.
     
    kobimel, Jun 20, 2006
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    <font color=""Red"">Warning -- watch the languange!</font>
     
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    41. He's got D-Wade to take care of everything, so why hit the free throws?
     
    Char, Jun 21, 2006
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    42. Wearing all those championship rings have injured his shooting hand.
     
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    43. He thinks Kobe's watching him while he shoots so he gets nervous.
     
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    44. Kobe has some kind of voodoo dolll that messes with shaq'a wrist when he shoots
     
    TimmyDMVP, Jun 23, 2006
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    45. He's been auditioning the entire time to land that role in Scary Movie so he could co-star alongside Dr. Phil.
     
    Shapecity, Jun 24, 2006
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    he's not trying to actually MAKE the free throw. he's trying to get the ball to land on top of the rim and hang there. If it does, he wins a secret $10m bet he has with a Miami billionaire.
     
    phunDamentalz, Jun 24, 2006
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