Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #12 VS Los Angeles Clippers

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig Blazersland Staff Member Moderator

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    Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

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    @beast crnjo - 3
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  2. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Terry, now that CJ scored 40 - how long before there is a thread about my slump on S2?
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Yes, Dame. I need you to pee in this cup right now. Not because of the league; I just think it's funny.
     
  4. SheedSoNasty

    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Terry: And they say that YOU drink like a fish... you’ll never guess what’s in this cup.
     
  5. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    Dame: "Coach...you better not slide that hand down any further!"
     
  6. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Dame, remember when Jason Kidd told a player to run into him and spill his drink on the court? I want you to do that now so that we get a free timeout.

    But coach... we have timeouts. It's the 1st quarter and we are up by 15... Also, your cup is empty.

    barfo
     
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    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    Dame: “Terry, she’s way out of your league.”
     
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    rotary111 Well-Known Member

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    Coach: " Hey Dame, I'm thinking about starting Meyers...what do you think?"
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Stotts: Hey, I got an amazing game plan. If we score more points than the Clippers we will win
     
  10. TBpup

    TBpup Writing Team

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    "Can you believe how much Doc 'Cry Me A' Rivers will complain about every call all night long?"
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    "Did Neil ever tell you the one about Donald Sterling in the locker room with the mink coat?"
     
  12. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Dame: coach? you look suspiciously happy.

    Stotts: it's this new cocktail - the "Damon Stoudamire Piss Test." Drink it fast or it melts right through the bottom of the cup!
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Terry: "That's a really groovy chick, Daddy-o!"

    Dame: "What da' fuck you just say?"
     
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    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    lol groovy chick and daddy-o is like the 80’s are coming back.
     
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    H.C. Writing Team

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    Lillard - You know how upset the fans are at you for your defensive scheme?
    Stotts - Defense? Scheme? HA.
     
  16. mook

    mook Zach Collins will be the starting PF by Nov 20th

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    "Tickle tickle!"
    "...."
     
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    Hey Coach, let's use that swish3 featured scoring plan that succeded in beating the Bucks last night!

    OK, Dame, and you are authorized to take that 8th swish3 shot to get to 50%!
    We should aim for 51 points from swish3s and keep winning >70%+.
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    Just then, Damian Lillard sees the opportunity to smack that silly grin off Terry Stott's' face, when Terry explains no need to double team.
     
  19. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Rip Some Lips

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    Dame: coach, you serious about me telling him that?
    Coach: yeah, that sob wouldn't let CJ play!
     
  20. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig Blazersland Staff Member Moderator

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