Event 2019 RIPCITY 3on3 Team S2 Practices

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  1. TorturedBlazerFan

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    Nah I can't do that to a lady that's 7 months pregnant and has been taking care of our 3 kids all week and already is letting me work out most days. She's pretty amazing and the weekends I should be there to help her. So she wears the pants and I'm good with it.
     
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    Yeah okay. I didnt know the pregnant thing(congrats!)

    Yeah. You just don't go there. Is it me or do women shelve the humor bone when pregnant?
    I don't have kids yet but my brother has three aNd my sister has four. Thats like 6 years of no humor!!!

    Man was i getting glares and stares at my jokes during family functions because of my wacky sense of humor. Lol.
     
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    I already normally do the dishes and the laundry, so I've got lots of marital equity built up. I came home from 3 hours of hoops, and the living room and kitchen had been cleaned and the laundry and dishes done, and then I got chastised for trying to fold clothes instead of sitting down and relaxing.

    Man, it's good to be me.
     
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    Look at you here showing us up lol. :)
     
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    My wife has a pretty good sense of humor, or I would be dead by now. Shes been a lot of time pregnant the last few years I almost dont remember what she was like not pregnant heh.
     
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    :lol:

    I'm willing to bet she's feeling about the same way by now.
     
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    Dammit. Okay.
    See i keep telling you not to take anything serious but now take this serious:

    Im the same. I already do all laundry. I'm meticulous about my closet and clothes and the folding of them.
    We have an agreement that she takes care of the inside and i take care of the outside. It works because she has allergies and cant really work in the yard.

    I come home every night to a nice cooked meal unless i tell her i don't need it and its usually made to order.
    Ill text her at noon, “chicken parmasean?”

    And ill get a “sure”.

    So if you want the “battle of the best home lives” to commence, im game. :)

    Actually ill lose though. I don't have children...yet. And i know they are the trump card. Ace in the hole. Children make everything better.

    Sooo can i have a rain check? Lol.
     
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    She's mentioned it a couple of times heh.
     
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    Yeah, you don't want me to go in on how awesome my kids are.

    I'll make you cry you'd be so jealous.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Apr 8, 2019
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    I believe it.
     
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    This obviously doesn't work if you don't work weekends but I had to work all day yesterday and "forgot" to tell me wife that I had found someone to cover for me for a couple hours, ha ha ha.
     
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    Hey man--you do what you gotta do.
     
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    My home life is awesome, my wife is amazing my kids are absolutely nuts.
     
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    Now thats funny! Sounds like my drummer. Lol.
     
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    Only met them once but they seemed pretty great! Was a little jealous your son was already my height though, why did I have to stop growing so low...
     
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    Umm slow down there two tall, you are gonna piss @Chris Craig off. Lol.
     
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    I actually spun it in my favor because I got home 2 hours before I would have if I was working. Honestly though I started talking about how we needed to practice for 3 on 3 a few weeks ago so she was prepared and then I let her know on my way there that someone came in to work for me. The problem is we work pretty opposite schedules (which is why I work most weekends) so that we don't have to pay for daycare so anytime I do something like this it's like I'm choosing to do something other than spend time with the family.
     
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    So let's choose to make that hard decision again next weekend. Just sayin'.
     
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    I feel that. Always feel a little guilty anytime I do something that's just me, especially as the kids are getting older and doing more stuff that's just them.
     
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    Search out a couple covered courts in the Beaverton area and we will make that the next place.
     
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