A friend called and wants to borrow some pee from me

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  1. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Do it at his house, and leave a Upper Decker in ABM's toilet tank.
     
    julius, Dec 6, 2010
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    If you fail the piss test, I guess all you can hope for is to be a realtor.

    In any case, if he borrows your pee, make sure you get it back.
     
    Denny Crane, Dec 6, 2010
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    ucatchtrout Well-Known Member

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    He wants pee?
    Give him shit.
     
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    Exactly. Jobs where there is no legal reason (public safety, national security...) to do so. It's simply another tool of warfare against the common man to keep him down. All members of the senate and the house, the President and his staff, the military and law enforcement agencies should be tested if the purported reason for testing was really the guide, but they are not, except for some very low-level members. Any non-voluntary testing of any sort is wholly un-Constitutional at any rate, regardless of the excuse.
     
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    Does his name happen to be Denny Crane?
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    At my job we get tested as a group. We all pee into one big jar, and if the sample passes, cool, if not, we all get fired.

    barfo
     
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    I'm surprised so many of you guys are so knowledgeable about this.
     
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    We live in the Pac NW. I thought everybody smokes pot every once in awhile out here.

    I'm sorry you live in Philly and have to put up with that beaster weed.
     
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    How long is he borrowing it for?
     
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    I guess he passed.

    Hopefully Denny reads this thread and makes me S2's first drug free mod.
     
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    What's the square root of this message board?
     
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