I love to post drunk also, thanks for admitting it. I was about to put you on ignore until I got this far..jk
LOL - no, not really. I'm actually one of the more mellow, even keeled people you'll meet. But most trade proposal threads are silly enough as is . . . but this one, especially now that the OP has admitted to drunk-posting, is really, really special that it evoked that kind of response.