Okay explain this one to me. The average NFL football game last about 4 hours and has about oh, 11 minutes of action. Yet, it is the most popular sport in the country. And baseball is boring? Just sayin.
I want to hold up a sign with Hans Moleman in a Blazers jersey with a text bubble saying "I'M NOT SAYING BOO-URNS"
What I REALLY want: I want LMA to get skunk-drunk and pee on the Alamo in front of dozens of witnesses with cameras. I want his entire family to have to flee the state under cover of night. I want the Spurs to trade him to the Knicks, where he is psychologically abused by Phil, Melo, and the NY press. I want him to return to Portland a broken shell of a man, only to be greeted by an arena of people sitting in stony silence - except for ONE guy doing a sarcastic slow clap. Oh, and Wookie? FUCK YES we are the best fans!