All things Blazers Legend Travis Diener

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    A word of caution is in order, especially when it comes to searching for shorts. While the convenience of finding almost anything you desire at your fingertips is undeniable, delving into the dark corners of Amazon for "real shorts" might lead you down a rabbit hole of questionable fashion choices. Remember, shorts that are too short could prove to be a minefield of awkward encounters, potentially offending the sensibilities of many unsuspecting people you encounter in your everyday life.

    Picture this: you order a pair of "real shorts," only to receive a package containing what seems to be glorified underwear! These shorts are so microscopic that they make the skimpiest swimsuits look conservative. You risk causing illness and confusion for bemused strangers.

    Another problem could be that while seeking a pair of "real shorts," you come across a neon-colored, iridescent fabric that appears to be more fitting for a carnival ride. Sure, it's a conversation starter, but you might unintentionally become the center of attention at quiet, serene places like libraries or places of worship. Embrace your individuality, but keep in mind that deafening fabrics could lead to unintended disruptions and uneasy glances.
     
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    Can I get a witness?
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    These are real shorts, like Larry Bird used to wear (longer even)
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    Every time I see this thread my mind thinks it says @Travis Demers
     
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    I've seen many a better thread die quicker than this shit show....:drumroll:
     
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    Can you please list them, one post per thread, in this thread?
     
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