So got some bad news. Normally I love waking up and finding out I got upgraded to 1st class for a whole thrip there and back........ not this time. I got bumped up, but the wife didn't. SHIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't fly all the way to Hawaii in 1st, while the wife is back with the cattle! Looks like she will enjoy herself and the HCP will be squished in back!
That's a shame, hand jobs are customary in Hawaii and provided in first class by beautiful hapa girls on inbound and outbound flights. In coach, they are provided by samoans.
That reminds me, I know you're mexican and all, but don't be wearing your white t-shirt while swimming in the ocean. not a good look in hawaii.
Agreed! Be proud of yourself! Your hot wife married you for a reason, and it's not a wet t-shirt contest guy.
And don't wear your black socks with gym shoes there. Sandals will do. Don't wear your black socks with those, either.
Yeah, black socks with sandals is a faux pas. The Hawaiian culture demands brightly colored socks with sandals.
Heading back to the 503...... Thanks for all the travel tips, we had a blast FAMS ! Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!