@SlyPokerDog has forum teleportation powers? How the hell did I start on a Blazers thread and end up in a Warriors thread?
Myrtle Creek huh? I grew up in Ashland so I've been through there a few times. Actually, I distinctly remember scheming with my friend to take over Myrtle Creek politics. In reviewing the candidates in the voter's pamphlet, we realized we were probably overqualified compared to what was available. Of course, this scheming included a lot of fantasy such as running the town as dictators once elected, but it was a fun exercise.
The guy wanted bandwagon fans and that's exactly what you gave him Sly. A wise man once said, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'
Can you move all of @HCP's posts to the Lakers forum? Might as well use this power to do a little good in the world.