20 years ago my doctor who's a friend too, told said that married men that have sex at least 4 times a week will live 20 years longer! Thats one Rx I never minded filling!
When gambling, you're damned right, I want free drinks and keep 'em coming. I hate waiting an hour between drinks.
Was in Vegas quite awhile back, the weekend the NBA ASG was there I was with my dad and uncles for Sunday night. It was pretty late and we were at a bar at the MGM, my dad and uncle enjoying a drink or two and I was at the bar playing video poker. A couple 'ladies of the night' sat down with my dad and uncle and started chatting them up, all of us very aware of what was going on. I was listening to the convo while playing poker and the one talking to my dad it turns out was from the PDX area. Finally the ladies went for the kill but my dad was like "no I'm happily married and besides that's my son over there" ... without skipping a beat the chick goes "I can give you a father/son special if you'd like" ... it's about as close as I've ever been to doing a spit take with my drink. Fast forward about 6 months and me, dad and mom are walking into a Fred Meyer and my dad gets as white as a ghost and starts nudging me. We break off from mom for a second and he tells me the one that wanted the father/son combo had just walked right past us.
hahaha ... that's one we both politely passed on but I remember her being pretty cute. I'm sure it was a GREAT weekend for that business but not something I'm going to pay for.
I remember once we hired some strippers to the room for a bachelor party in Vegas, one was actually from Portland and she froze up when she knew I was from there and knew people.
We were at a strip club down there for a bachelor party and just bullshitting with a couple girls and told them we were from Vancouver. One of the girls had the same reaction, we kind of figured she was bullshitting us but turns out we had some mutual friends and she was naming people and schools from there. Was a pretty crazy coincidence, but she also gave hands down the best lap dance I've ever had for $20. That was before I realized how many girls that 'work' just fly down for the weekends, make their $$$ and head back to their 'normal' lives.
Yup, Thursday and Sundays are the "stripper flights". Its pretty funny. They have the girls bunch into apartments off strip for cheap, and they make thousands of dollars in a night.
I remember the first bachelor party I went to was in some dude's basement in the Inland Empire. Probably the year or two after getting out of college. As a free man, I subscribed to the Playboy Channel like any young chap would. Turns out one of the strippers was a background girl in one of the shows they had there (night calls or some shit)? When we were doing whipped cream shots, I went to motherfucking town. It was glorious.
Have you guys ever gone to a divorce party? holy shit, they make Bachelor Parties seem like Sesame Street. I've only been to one....we'll just say tickets on Amtrak were involved.
I have a pic with Shannon Tweed. Went to the Porn convention in vegas back in the day. Also have a cool pic w/ the girls from Nightcalls 411, Crystal Flowers and the black girl
I think so! It was a long time ago. The one I went to town at the bachelor party was the thicker asian chick that used to be on the show. I think she was like a background dancer.
I remember watching Jenna Jameson strip like in college at Deja Vu in the Valley out here. She was starting to blow up I think, I remember she danced to Rob Zombie's Dragula. We were all high as fuck, first time I did edibles. Afterwards, I was trippin balls over at pinks hot dogs in hollywood. There was a picture of fucking Webster on the wall of fame and I couldn't stop laughing.
