When I saw Mags calling I thought for half a second that I should answer the phone crying over what you said.
No it's all good. Your mom is a sweet lady. I would have been pissed if you didn't tell me something happened to her.
Lift up the brim of your hat so you can see us white folk when we talk, or else I can get you a ladder.
Those aren't crosses. They are wedges for your love handles. You know, so you can see your feet when you tie your shoes...