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  1. DaLincolnJones

    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    Original text:
    "Blazers kicked the lakers ass last night, kobi wanted the game and took home a loss"
    ...50 translations later we get:
    "And ヒーフライアントロサンセルスレイカース ass night while searching for Morris"


    cant even imagine this chain hehe
     
  2. 3RA1N1AC

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    i just shat in a hookers mouth and she paid ME! That dumb whore must have a insatiable fecal addiction.

    10 trannys
    I'm just in the Arab estuary and prostitutes to pay me! Stupid bitch insatiable addiction droppings.

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    I was paid to the Persian Gulf and prostitutes to me! stupid insatiable dependence on excrement.
     
  3. VanillaGorilla

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    Original text:

    "Disregard bitches, acquire money"

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "I have no money bitch"
     
  4. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Jimmy crack corn and I don't care --> Service is not good for me, Jimmy.

    According to wikipedia, the meaning of 'jimmy crack corn' is not known, but is thought to be most likely a reference to cheap corn whiskey.
    Somewhat amusing that what is now a kids song is apparently about getting drunk on rotgut after your slaveowner dies.

    barfo
     
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    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    lolwut > wut
     

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