<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm like Josh Howard, I need timeout, but it'd cost the game</div> -Joe Budden Not directed toward any Mavs fans just thought it was funny.
Here's a Lloyd Banks punchline from "I'm So Fly" <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">'Cause when I spit, You'll hear more “Ooh's” Then a Skip-to my-Lou move at the Rucker</div>
A better banks line: <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Lloyd Banks:</div><div class="quote_post">If there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe</div>
I dunno who's this is by but I think it's 40 Cal. "Something, something, I'll have you on the IV in the ER, SON.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe</div> I think Lloyd Banks is overrated like most of his punchlines, but I'll have to give him props on this one........that's actually pretty funny.
"I knock on ya door like Jehovah Witness and bring more ni*gga's to your crib than your older sister." - Cassidy Thought it was funny...
<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">"I knock on ya door like Jehovah Witness and bring more ni*gga's to your crib than your older sister." - Cassidy Thought it was funny...</div> that was tight I wouldn't call the best line but here is one I like from Lupe: Don't intervene chumps// Yall far from the hood like limousine trunks//
<u>Backland in a freestyle battle on Freestyle Friday:</u> He the street? Then I must be the gutter // If you see me with a freak, then it must be his motha // I ain't stuck her in a while, but we still got love for each other // Boy, you wouldn't even be here if ain't bustin a rubber // You ain't even a brotha, ya mom is lovin' G. Willy // I'm as big as a whale and she love this Free Willy // Young punk, respect, i don't talk from the mouth // If you was a blood I'd come and crip walk in ya house // My Favorite Line! <u>Backland in another battle:</u> I'm a pimp, your girl let me coress her // I'm as big as the club, let her swallow my nutter professors // You shouldn't spit, cause what you recitin' is quite trashy // You bark like DMX but you bite like Lassie <u>Another from Backland:</u> Come on dawg, I've been passed Great // Hit your girl so good when I'm done she makes me a slim fast shake // <u>V.O. vs. some girl</u> To tell you the truth, look ma I ain't in the mood // You ain't a tough girl, you'sa feminine dude // Somebody come up here, and get this sista // Your career wouldn't take off, if you was a stippa // Yo you trying to get here with me // She's just mad cause her home girl ain't finished her weave //
Yeah, that's that big black guy I think. He was pretty serious, but he used a lot of the same material: mother jokes, how many girls he hit, etc. He made it hot though, so I'll give him his props. Back to ya block!
Kanye's another sick rapper with the wordplay. This song's by Kanye when he ft. in Number One by John Legend. The song's about cheating and this line always made me laugh. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin' Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my penis</div> Here's another funny one. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">we at the spot to chill at the fugi grill she ordered the kobe beef like shaquille oneal</div>
Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die, the whole song (rhymes). As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece One in the chamber, the safety is off release Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage Teflon is the material for the imperial mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper I drop lyrics off and on like a lightswitch Quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck **** Respect is collected, so check it I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks Sleep on my stomach so I don't **** up my sheets, huh My **** is deep, deeper than my grave G I'm ready to die and nobody can save me **** the world, **** my moms and my girl My life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die As I sit back and look when I used to be a crook Doin whatever it took from snatchin chains to pocketbooks A big BAD ************ on the wrong road I got some drugs tried to get the avenue sold I want it all from the Rolexes to the Lexus gettin paid, is all I expected My mother didn't give me what I want, what the ****? Now I got a glock, makin motherfuckers duck **** is real, and hungry's how I feel I rob and steal because that money got that whip appeal Kickin niggaz down the steps just for rep Any repercussion lead to niggaz gettin wet The infrared's at your head real steady You better grab your guns cause I'm ready, ready I'm ready to die! (Nah we ain't gon' kill your ass yet) (We gonna make you suffer) In a sec I throw the tec to your fuckin neck Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin When I hit ya, I split ya to the white meat You swung on like you slumber right you fell to the conrete Your face, my feet, they meet, we're stompin I'm rippin MC's from Tallahassee, to Compton Biggie Smalls on a higher plane Niggaz say I'm strange deranged because I put the 12 gauge to your brain Make your **** splatter Mix the blood like batter then my pocket gets fatter after the hit, leave you on the street with your neck split down your backbone to where your motherfuckin cheek drip The **** I kick, rip it through the vest Biggie Smalls passin any test, I'm ready to die!
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Common -- The 6th Sense:</div><div class="quote_post"> I just want to innovate and stimulate minds, Travel the world and penetrate the times, Escape through rhythms in search of peace and wisdom. Raps are smoke signals letting the streets know I'm with 'em. For now i appreciate this moment in time Ball players and actors be knowing my rhymes, its like...</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Qwek -- Art of War:</div><div class="quote_post"> The Word is destiny. Let it be known, from hear on you stand warned. One last chance to transform your rough drafts to sandstorms.</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Qwel -- A Little Something:</div><div class="quote_post"> I thank Yah for His reverence and conception of love. Cause this deception is perception, sense perfected Above. I thank Yah for the rains and for taking my pain. I thank Yah for His Son and for the sake of His name.</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- List of Demands:</div><div class="quote_post"> Ecstacy, suffering, Echinacea, bufferin. We aim to remember what we choose to forget. God's just a baby and her diaper is wet. Call the police! I'm strapped to the teeth and liable to disregard your every belief. Call on the law!</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- Penny For A Thought:</div><div class="quote_post"> Milk of sustenance heals and nourishes, From the depths of creation life still flourishes, Yet we focus on death and destruction, violence, corruption. My people, let Pharaoh go! What have you bought into? How much will it cost to buy you out?</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Saul Williams -- 1987:</div><div class="quote_post"> At the gates of Atlantis we stand, Ours is the blood that flowed from the palms of his hands.</div> ...
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Abraham Talked Muhammad Talked And Moses split the sea (Jesus Walk with me) I ain't tryin to profit off the prophets so this one's for free </div> -- Lupe Fiasco
This whole freestyle by Chino XL: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">fire and brimstone is our life's stage ,so my rhymes pack enough heat to melt the next iceage i’ve been fond of phonic, it’s ironic, even as an embryonic fed through an umbilical, don’t that sound biblical? i wrote anthems from antonyms, harmonies from homonyms created cinema from synonyms, wrote rhetoricals in rhythms wrote lectures so infectious, language is my essence, ****** up in all my adolescence shake my hand, i'll snap your wrist off, been God on earth so long, the one in Heaven's pissed off they been keepin me on the shelf for ages, but me retire? it'll be easier to change every light bulb in Vegas air fair, exotic vacations, bought my mom so many minks, animal activists plot my assasination you was a platinum artist until you got paid, but I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread aids **** strike a nerve, i massacre strike a main vein, one line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train best since the earth began, rhyme greater than the age of man, i write more 'essays' than incarcerated Mexicans</div>
