OT Better sex logistics help road teams win more games

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  1. Hobbesarable

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    And probably saves the players from contracting STDs if they are practicing safe sex.
     
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    That sounds like West Linn when I was going there to high school in the early 90's. There were always house parties going on then with people from all of over Portland showing up. Several Blazers had houses in the area and it wouldn't surprise me if they partied with the H.S. kids. This was before things like Thurston and Columbine, so nobody really paid attention to what teens were doing. If the police showed up, everybody would jump out the back and then go to somebody elses places. Then the Jail Blazer era happened and most of those guys had their own groups they'd hang out with. Now the cops in West Linn are a lot more aggro and don't tolerate anything.
     
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    This gives a whole new meaning to the "going on the road with the blazers" thread by KingSpeed.
     
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    Ha, Was on the West Linn Wrestling Team with that guy. What an egotistical dickhead! He is so full of shit. Half the kids that went to that school never had to struggle in their fucking lives.
     
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    Not sure about that. The high priced call girls are probably getting checked out on a regular basis and are more apt to practice safe sex. Since it is their livelihood. The groupies might not be as careful. Of course if the players are smart and want to avoid child support....... they will double wrap.
     
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    That is actually not a bad idea. If I was a high priced NBA, MLB, or NFL star I might just go the call girl route. Rather get a pro than some woman looking to be a baby mama. I was reading an article that quoted some stars that warned the coordinated and high tech the sports groupie scene is. They even have a phone app that tells when pro athletes are in town and staying. Yeah it's hard to feel sorry for them. But look at Dwight Howard or cornerback Antonio Cromartie, he was looking at prison time if he hadn't been picked up by the Arizona Cardinals. Cro' has 12 children and 300k A MONTH in child support! :blink::blink::blink: If that isn't a reason to not raw dog it, I don't what the hell is!
     
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    that was actually pretty awesome, dude could be an actor
     
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    this thread reminds me. i need to get laid.
     
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    i dont get why a woman would want to fuck an nba player and not try to get preg? what's 1 night of fun compared to a fat check for 18 years?
     
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    Another great product idea Sheed:

    Groupie Brand Perforated Condoms.

    Send money and I'll get you in on the ground floor.
     
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    Sad but true.
     
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    This is classic!
     
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    Same reasons women want to fuck guys in positions of power.... because of the fantasy and the experience. It beats funneling the hog of some 40k a year slub who drives a Prius and wears sock garters to work.
     
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    damn. no wonder i cant get laid. well at least i dont drive a prius.
     
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    Of course not; people who make 40k/yr can't afford a Prius!
     
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    lol, some dude on twitter had a story on last night of some dude who got cucked by Nurkic in Portland recently.
     
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    hey now....my Prius is a pure chic magnet
     

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