Bishop Eddie long.....The "MONSTER"

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  1. BrianFromWA

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    BTW, it's not a bad thing to say that you need to get more information. Not everyone has the right answer on every subject. Humility can be freeing. I frequently have to ask questions and get help. Maybe you should try it sometime.
     
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    bump. I found this looking up stuff for another post.

    If a lawyer could help me understand this I'd appreciate it. Does this mean that he was guilty, but was able to buy off the plaintiffs (since they've given up any right to sue again)? Or what? B/c either he did was what alleged and had sex with multiple underage boys -- for which he should spend much of the rest of his natural life in prison -- or he didn't, and should be cleared. Can the defendants say "yeah, we know he's guilty, but you don't have to make him go to jail b/c he paid me?" Or is this a matter of "stop trying to smear my name and I'll give you lying-ass hoodrats some cash?" For which they should go to jail for extortion, it seems.
     
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    Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

    Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

    Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

    I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

    Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

    What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

    Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

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    [video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob[/video]
     
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    haha my friend showed me that a year ago or so, comedy gold!

    "you like it when i use teeth?"

    "im making my mouth dry, you like it dry? oooh yeah like a desert"

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    "what? NO! I mean, that sounds horrible! Don't say that!"
     
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    Are you sure you guys didn't mean to post these in the Palin thread?
     
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    are you insinuating that she gives blowjobs to men? i doubt it.
     
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