Black People can't be racist

My grandmother used to say the natives never understood why colonists wanted to live in swamps and mosquito infested areas..the indians knew better than to camp permanently on a beach or in a flood plain. The on going joke was that the natives felt really sorry for the conditions pilgrams lived in and contributed game to help feed them with something other than the moldy hard tack they thought of as food.

 

I tried using Louis CK, Richard Pryor and Wanda Sykes clips here but it's a hard subject to joke about in the end

 

Funny, the Mexicans in Baja say the same thing today about the gringos being crazy for wanting to live right on the beach. Most villages in flatter coast line areas are a ½ mile from the water front, for safety reasons. They only have their fishing camps on the beaches, not their homes. The Mexicans believe the property on the water is worth less than property in higher areas a safe distances from the water.

Some day your grandmother and the Mexican fishermen will be very, very right.

 

In today's news, the police nailed a white one! Alright! This proves that racism doesn't exist.

http://www.jobsnhire.com/articles/2906/20120923/houston-officer-kills-double-amputee-wheelchair.htm

I sure hope they kill a lot more white ones, so that this thread can prove that racism doesn't exist.

 

See, it worked, not one person that built that pyramid/temple drowned due to sea conditions.

The sea levels have risen about 6’ just in the last 100 years. And the Mayan calendar ended with Obama as president. It’s all Obama’s fault.

 

That's pretty far from Baja

 

Yeah, but the world is flat in Catholic country's, so the water level is the same height both places.

 

But forgot to mention they all died from malaria

 

It's also worth noting that that temple was probably a place where people were sent to die at the hand of some priest who would then wear their skin and eat their heart....hence, no curtains or furniture

 

I watched Wanda's tv show waaaayyyyy back and I remember a scene where there was something people were doing with flags of some sort. Wanda said "flag this flag that flag you flag it......you're all just a bunch of flaggots"

It was funny, I don't remeber the exact wording and this was before she came out. Probably get fired for it today.

We were watching the first episodes of Mash on Netflix a few months ago and Trapper (I think, it wasn't Alan Alda) called a black guy "spearchucker"

The wife and I couldn't believe it.

 

I believe that's 6 inches, not feet, but feel free to blame Obama.

 

I think you are correct about the 6 inches. But I don't think anyone blames Obama for the rise. He wants to take credit for stopping the next 6 inches. Perhaps we are near it anyway.
Remember, "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal..." Powerful! So Powerful.

 

Obama laughs at your 6 inches.

 

I only have a problem with rich Asian dudes who steal our white womens!

 

A double amputee can't be subdued by a trained police officer...holy shit..he shot to kill a guy waiving a pen?..I've heard of poison pen letters but this is a weird story bro!

 

Holy hell! They really do need to do something about these cops that seek and opportunity to hear their gun go Blame!
His life was not threatened in this case, anymore than mine was when a dwarf threatened to kick my ass in a bar in Molalla
I didn't even dislodge an arm from his shoulder. The dirty secret is, I didn't want to hurt him. Geez, maybe we need a few
more cops with secret weakness instead of opportunity seekers.

 

You shut your mouth!!!