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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I have X-ray vision.

    It's not as useful as you might think; for instance everyone's face looks the same to me, a hollow-eyed skull.
    And it makes it impossible to find the jello I dropped on the floor.

    barfo
     
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  2. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    My 11-inch penis is made out of jello, and barfo tried to hump me.
     
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    I am really RickY Rubio. And I am 28
     
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    Ive won the same lifetime achievement award....twice
     
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    RickyRubio He Hate Me

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    Thats really me in your sig.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Wow.... you have an incredibly nice ass!
     
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    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    I write for Hoopsworld.com. KP told me that Martell Webster is getting a max extension next summer.
     
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  10. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I really can get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    I didn't have to guard Roy on D it was two-on-two (I ran the offense my partner did the dirty work), first to 21 points. I'm a great long range shooter so he couldn't give me space to work with. When he tried to put a hand in my face Battier-style I constantly went right by him with that slow defensive footwork of his.

    I was killing the other scrub on his team (I think he said his name was "Travis") so Roy was the last resort; I'm an Aaron Brooks type of player so that should give you a gist of the situation. :O Roy was ok offensively. ;]
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I sell my armpit sweat as $1000 per ounce bottles of cologne/aphrodisiac to other men so they have offers of sex by the hottest women in their town simply if they walk by them...I always have that problem
     
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