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  1. Lost One

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    I agree with you 100%.
     
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    I'm not. I'm a liberal.
     
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    Nothing. I don't have to lie. I'm impressive enough.
     
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    You give hand-jobs?
     
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    Funny story...a long time ago me and my friends go to the local spots store to check prices for waxing our skiis and snowboards. So you can either get a low quality belt wax or for extra you can have somebody do it by hand. So my friend was checking out the prices while me and another buddy were looking at ski gear 50 ft away. He yells from that distance " Hey guys, its only $10 for a hand job!" .....yeah :lol:
     
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    LOL nice story
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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