Hey man I've been one of the positive posters here for years. Its a depressing day to be a Blazer fanatic so I'm entitled to be in a poor mood.
I think the stampede should become our main team, and the blazers can move to Idaho be our d league team
"Jamal Murray may have spurned the Ducks for Kentucky, but we're going to make sure he has to play in Oregon next year whether he likes it or not!"
How about: "Hands up! (will SOMEONE play defense) Don't shoot! (none of you could throw the ball in the ocean).