Blazers are coffee snobs

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  1. HailBlazers

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    We were looking for a location for #ripcitytwoClub meetings, but nevermind...
     
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    Okay, so who from rip city two do I get to club and when?
     
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    coffee and dayquil. The backbone of today's economy and workforce.
     
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    lol. If that were true, I'd be down. And if meetups ever need coffee, I'll donate no problem.
     
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    You can't have a meeting in those tiny bikini coffee stands.
     
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    Why not?
     
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    Because they're tiny. I doubt even one of our fat asses can fit in there.

    Edit: Besides @Chris Craig, he could fit. :ygrin:
     
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    What's your excuse for not boycotting @HCP Productions?
     
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    Coffee?!? Shawn Kemp would not approve.
     
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    Please don't ever use those words in the same post. By those words I mean Chris Craig and fit and your fat asses.
     
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    Damn. I don't think I've had a cup of coffee in over 20 years. Medication I take makes drinking a ground stimulant like that extremely difficult on my stomach. I hope some of the Blazers like Lipton's decaffeinated tea!
     
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    If it’s one of those bikini coffee places the tighter the fit the better.
     
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    ooo didn't know you were a switch hitter as well.
     
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    A few points:

    This thread could've just as easily been titled something like "Portland's Trail Blazing use of performance enhancing caffeine".

    Obviously we're getting the timing of this all wrong, because we always seem to come out flat in the third. Maybe we do need to line up some espresso shots at halftime.

    USA coffee has an extremely bad reputation over here. Like you're all brewing up dishwater in your peculators, and drinking basically just sugar and milk from Starbucks. French press is a step up from your usual reputation, but it's still looked down upon here (undeservedly IMHO).
     
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    That stuff is nasty on the stomach.
     
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    Because he would have to head out and buy some new bikinis?
     
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    Oh and btw im a beer snob. So what. Im a coffee snob too. After many blends i found my kona and i dont want anything else.
    10barrell apocolypse ipa or give me a fresca.

    Snob it uo Blazers!
     
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    Like most foods over here we love to dilute them with dressings and ketchup, etc.

    I will admit i first started drinking coffee with just a little cream and sugar. Now its a small spoonful of caramel sauce, a shot of chocolate syrup aNd some mocha mix.

    And its addicting.
     
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    You're adding that shit to Kona beans!?! You heathen! That's like cooking a fine steak well-done and slathering it with ketchup!
     
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