Blazers Drinking Game

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  1. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I guess it depends on what you are drinking. If its beer like Plat says then his wouldn't be bad at all.

    Here's what I came up with:
    -Vonleh/Harkless/Aminu make a three
    -Chris Kaman checks into the game
    -Chris Kaman checks out of the game
    -Alley Oop

    Throw in something during a full time out and the loser has to drink during the next :20 time out. Those new timeout clocks were designed with drinking games in mind.
     
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    PDXFonz, Dec 9, 2015
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    Ed Davis or Mason Plumlee make both free throws
     
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    Somebody gets a triple double in a Portland uniform
     
    riverman, Dec 9, 2015
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  4. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    It's supposed to be things that drive you to drink, like any Blazer missing both free throws.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Dec 9, 2015
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  5. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Gotta shotgun a Coors Light every time Stotts calls a play.
     
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  6. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You'll never get drunk that way.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Dec 9, 2015
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  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Even I can get a buzz that way, even if he only calls plays coming out of timeouts...
     
    BlazerWookee, Dec 9, 2015
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    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    • A Blazer fails to put up a shot as the quarter closes to preserve their shooting percentage.
    • Harkless misses a lay up after making a nice move.
    • Leonard gets outhustled for a rebound.
     
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  9. PDXFonz

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    -Mike Rice calls Damian 'Damon': Drink for 10 seconds.
     
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    Turnovers caused by dribbling off your own foot...or otherwise known as "the Felton"
     
    riverman, Dec 9, 2015
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  11. HomerLovesKoolAid

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    I believe the point of this thread was create something out of the ordinary.
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Dec 9, 2015
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Have to also include stepping out of bounds on the sideline while beginning your move. Also known as "The Jarrett Jack".
     
    BBert, Dec 9, 2015
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Oh, I thought we were trying to come up with an excuse to imbibe heavily.
     
    BlazerWookee, Dec 10, 2015
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  14. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The current Blazers season is, in and of itself, an excuse to imbibe heavily.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Dec 10, 2015
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    What he needs to do is learn to flop like a fish.

    While getting hammered.

    Like a fish.
     
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    I'm gonna try every idea in this thread tomorrow night. Wish me luck.
     
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    blazers lose, i drown sorrows in vodka
    blazers win, i celebrate with tequilla
     
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  18. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I hope you are planning to watch the game from a hospital bed hooked up to an IV.
     
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    I suggest that if tied at the end of regulation, you mixum for overtime.
     
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    For me its like this:

    Lenoard watching someone score/whiff block- 1 count
    Plums/davis missed free throw- 1 count
    Stepping out of bounds when starting a drive- 1 count

    Aminu rebound length of the floor turnover or missed layup- 3 count

    Dame 3/4 court pass for a turnover- 5 count

    Blazers lose Kill Your Drink
     
    chzbrgr, Dec 10, 2015
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