Blazers Get Stuck in Elevator

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  1. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    Haakzilla, Feb 26, 2019
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    "this is not how you team a former #1 team in the west."

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    There were some big men in there. How about a list. Then total the weight. Every elevator has a capacity posted on it.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Remember that thread about the Blazers being coffee fanatics? If they hadn't had their coffee yet, they would be pinging off the walls. If they had been drinking their coffee.....exploding bladder alert!
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You notice that HCP rides the elevator by himself so it can move. Was he on the elevator right before it broke?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Let's hope he didn't get to the bathroom before them and break that too. When the posted capacity is only 1 ton not 2 tons, he should take the steps.
     
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    Well, at least the Blazer players are said to get along great. Love for that to happen with the warriors with Durant and Green :biglaugh:
     
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    ET gon' cry in the car.
     
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    Fortunately none of them are extreme claustrophobes
     
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    Great coaching. Locking Meyers and ET in an elevator is a brilliant plan.
     
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    which is why HCP was not on that lift....
     
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    I'm definitely claustrophobic...elevators are hell for me even when they work...those glass ones I have no problem with ...I can see outside but don't put me in a windowless box......when there's a choice, I take the stairs...
     
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    But not with Damian!
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Are you sure? Dame was crouched on the floor with his head covered in both vids. Trent Jr. didn't look very comfortable either.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    That was my first thought too. I got stuck in one of those tiny antique European elevators once with two other guys and our bags. It stalled on the way up. So we hit stop and the down button. Wouldn't budge. So we jumped up and down all at once (my idea), and it went down. In hindsight, maybe not the smartest move but it worked. The hotel manager didn't look too pleased either, haha.

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    You mean Hammer couldn't get them out?
     
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    Too bad it wasn't just Turner. And that it didn't happen in an abandoned building with no cell service...
     
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    Id pay to watch an elevator cam of that!
     
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    <Insert inappropriate comment about how Magic Johnson had sex with 12 women in an elevator once, and there were no other guys there.>
     
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