Blazers relocating to Seattle

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Schilly, Jun 17, 2016.

  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You guys are worrying about the wrong thing.

    Seattle isn't the issue.

    Paul Allen's will & last testament is the issue. I have it on good authority that he's leaving the team to his cat. And I don't mean Blaze the TrailCat.

    Obviously a cat can't make (good) decisions about a basketball team. So you have to look to the cat's caretaker. And that person is...

    Raymond Felton. Go figure.

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  2. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Reality Alert: This (minus the cat part) is the real threat.
     
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