Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

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  1. riverman

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    I always thought every Friday was a good Friday
     
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  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    About 6 hours.

    He also has a killer crossover.
     
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    He can turn water into wine so he'll fit right in with the roster
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    He can walk on water, but can he run a fast break?
     
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    Yes, he is exceptionally good at breaking bread. You would only assume that would translate on the court.
     
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  6. HomerLovesKoolAid

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    Lillard will LOVE that!
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Apr 1, 2015
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  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I don't know about this guy. The whole hanging out with prostitutes thing has Hoop Family II written all over it...

    BNM
     
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    Hahahaha! JBo!
     
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    April Fools. He was really signed by the Pacers (if you follow the news).
     
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    LMAO! That was good
     
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    Jesus was black, and has a killer crossover.
     
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    Air Messiahs!
     
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    without traveling?
     
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    and there's that deadbeat dad thing that drives kids to grow up with a chip on their shoulders..perfect
     
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    No, Jesus is HCP's cousin. He's actually working in my back yard right now.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Jesus, I hope Jesus has a sense of humor...
     
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    Not if you work weekends
     
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    He'd better, if he's witnessed all the shit that has gone down in his name.
     
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