Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

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  1. Strenuus

    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    Well played. Jesus may just give you a standing ovation.
     
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    ovation on a standdownload.jpg or an ovation on a stand
     
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    Son of a bitch.

    Sorry, Jesus.
     
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    Praise him....yes praise him...
     
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    Amen!
     
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    Damn, Sly. You look an awful lot like nerd Jesus.

    :MARIS61:
     
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    Jesus can't stand iso offense.

    "Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment"

    And he is a road warrior

    "I will not be afraid of many thousands of people who have set themselves against me all around."
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Jesus could have stopped Chris Paul.
     
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    Blazer4ever Finding a Way BANNED

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    I thought this was another thread about Tim Frazier...
     

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