Blazers vs Cavs game thread (2/5/2011) history to be made!!!

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  1. VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Well-Known Member

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    Who else on this team can get their own shot?
     
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    Glad to take the win and move on
     
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    Forward Jamario Moon (FSY) was involved in a minor accident while driving to Quicken Loans Arena as another heavy snow blanketed Cleveland. Moon couldn't avoid hitting the back of a truck that swerved and struck the center divider. The driver of the other vehicle left the scene before police arrived.

    Moon banged his knee but was otherwise uninjured. However, his Mercedes L350 sustained heavy damage. He needed help from members of Cleveland's Fire Dept., who used a hammer to make his car drivable.

    "It's an F175 now," teammate Anthony Parker (FSY) cracked.

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/2011-02-05-blazers-cavs_N.htm
     
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    Anyone know how long that will keep a basketball player out? I assume he can wear a mask..
     
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    Depends if he has any noseiscus left.
     
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    Dante will go in for an MRI on his face, and come out with microfracture on a knee.

    Run away, DC!
     
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    Blazer Dr 1: "I just put out a press release that we are doing microfracture surgery on Dante's nose."

    Blazer Dr 2: "Why did you do that?"

    Blazer Dr 1: " 'Cuz it made the entire internet start to twitch and writhe!"
     
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    His right eye looks like Eddie House's.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    The glass eye looks like Sammy Davis Jr.'s.
     
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    The Cavs had 8 players score 9 or more points (the highest being 17). When any team, even a team that has almost no one you can mention, plays team-ball like that, they'd be hard to beat.
    Good win. You couldn't expect an historic win (mostly an historic loss, for them) to be an easy win, but to the Cavs' credit I can say that looking at their roster, prior to the game, got me thinking "how could they NOT lose 24 in a row...?"
     
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    That's one way to look at it. The other is that the Cavs have Jamison, a 2005 and 2008 All Star, starting for them tonight, while the Blazers have a bunch of scrubs who can't make an AS game.

    Perhaps Byron Scott is just a terrible coach?
     
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    Dante said he will be wearing a mask! I told him to get some crazy one, not just the clear kind. The one from SCREAM would be dope!
     
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    he should get one that is either a mirror, or purposely has something distracting on it. Like a half naked woman, or a guy with a boner seen through his shorts, or a fat person, or one of those 3-d images you have to look at and cross your eyes before the image comes out. That way, he'll distract/humor his opponent and score easier.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    better yet...he should get another persons face put on the mask...like HCP's face instead of his own. Now THAT would kick ass.
     
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    He should get an Iron Mask like Hannibal Lector's with the bars and the padlock and everything, then tell people it's because he ate Roy's meniscus with some favre beans and nice chianti.
     
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