Notice Blazers vs Pelicans, the ultimate Game 3 viewing party - CANCELED and it's my fault.

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  1. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    thats the best way to watch sports. That way, if they win you can be the guy who started freaking out and was like the "epic guy!"

    And if they lose, you can cry in your beer.

    win win!


    Well, not win win, since if they lose it'd be a lose win win. Or lose, lose win? or maybe lose win lose?

    Oh, I know. It'd be Win, Lose or Draw!
     
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  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Wait, so it'd be a lose lose win lose win win lose lose win lose lose?
     
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  3. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Now you're just being silly.
     
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    Sly fucked up. He contacted Wheels directly like it was the Wild West and didn't ask the Blazers if having this party with him would be okay. The Blazers have their own viewing party at the Baghdad Theater. That's the nice version. Sly won't let us discuss it any further.
     
  5. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I heard there were suitcases of cocaine and an instagram account.

    barfo
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Sure, let's go with that.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I just read that story today. Morons.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    YOU FOUND ME. :MARIS61:
     
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    Anybody going to the Baghdad?
     
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    Yeah and pictures of Blaze the Trail Cat in compromising positions.
     
  12. Chris Craig

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    Yeah, they didn't want to take the chance one or more of us would go postal in the event of a game 3 loss.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Oh, darn... I work. I guess I can't. SO sorry, Blazers.........
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    That's gonna be my dream come true. Done.

    Okay, you're an ass hole. OMG, saying that's got a good feel to it.
    No, it's pretty much just 'lose'. Followed by a bunch of "God Damned Almighty", followed by several Hail Marys if you're Catholic.

    Edit: Of course, I couldn't do that 'cause I have a wife who'd let me know why not pronto.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    But I promised him I'd never do that again.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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  17. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Which bar?
     
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  18. Chris Craig

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    I'm just gonna watch at home
     
  19. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You have a bar at home?! Why haven't you invited us over?!
     
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    I wish...I have a cabinet
     
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