Your tumor is so fat BlazerWookee wants to get it drunk, take it back to his place and make slow sweet love to it.
Your tumor is so fat Mags mistook it for his bank account. Your tumor is so fat Denny mistook it for his ego. Your tumor is so fat MARIS61 calls it "Big Brother". Your tumor is so fat ABM thought it was a miracle that could replace all the loaves and fishes to feed the poor.
Update: More surgery for me. This shit is like Nate McMillan, it will never go away. Good news is that the cancer has not spread, and that the treatments and such I have been doing have made this thing operable. Bad news is, it's tricky, and I could come out of this with some damage. Going forward with it on Thursday though. No luck needed, just updating.