Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, May 25, 2015.

  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I wouldn't say you're a big douche. Maybe a little douche, or a part-time douche, but not a big douche.
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    No one is going to believe this rumor, until it is officially denied.
     
  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Compared to you maybe.
     
  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Nah, I'm just an asshole.
     
  5. truebluefan

    truebluefan Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    You mean it ain't true??? Damn...lol
     
  6. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Breaking news! Slypokerdog banned from forums!
     
  7. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Oh No, a retail fire sale. Thats dangerous...Meanwhile in aisle 5 home Celtic Pierce jerseys are 12.99
     
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    Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I think this deserves its own thread.
     
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    LTG22O Bleedin red and black.

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    Ha! wrong!! I was against signing him to that extension, so my disapproval goes back some seasons.
     
  11. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Dammit, Canzano was suppose to break this news.
     
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  12. Voodoo

    Voodoo An American hero

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    I got my sources SPD, they shall remain anonymous, but I totally have my sources.
     
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  13. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    My "tin-foil hat radio podcast" just confirmed this as well Sly
     
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    If they both go, who's going to be the next target of poster disdain? Dame, Meyers or CJ?
     
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    The great salesman, Neal Olshey, sure has been quite lately. He must be as nervous as a fox at a hound convention.
     
  17. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Or deadly as the tiger waiting to pounce on his prey
     
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    Where theres smoke, theres fire.. All these LMA rumors but not one indication he staying in Portland makes me believe hes gone. CYA
     
  19. SlyPokerDog

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    He'll never be the greatest Celtic ever so I don't see it
     

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