Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, May 25, 2015.

  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    You know, every time I take a look at the cover of the National Enquirer while standing in line at the supermarket, there's always a story about space aliens doing something or other. Not once have I seen a headline in a mainstream news source disproving these stories. Where there's smoke there's gotta be little green men.
     
  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Then I have a bridge over San Francisco Bay I'll sell you. Cheap.
     
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  3. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    There is plenty of disdain to go around. Although, I tend to think it is more a reflection of the disdainer than the disdained.

    :cheers:
     
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  4. riverman

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    I hear they don't need pooper scoopers in Texas...it's a giant sandbox with tumbleweeds and twisters that clean up every once in awhile
     
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    Voodoo An American hero

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    Man, now you have me interested in Texas - I have a dog and the worst part of owning him is being his personal pooper scooper! Leaving it where it lies, in a shitty state, in well, a shitty state like Texas, is very appealing. ;)
     
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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Told you you guys Batum is gone. I broke this story before everyone!
     
  7. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That's actually super creepy.

    If LMA is gone........
     
  8. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Where's the LMA appreciation thread?

    Hope there won't be one!
     
  9. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Booo this man!

    Boooooooooooo
     
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  10. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Trust me, I hate being right about this.
     
  11. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Not cool, dog.
     
  12. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Bad dog!
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey, I went on record with my sources. Everyone else has been off the record with their sources.
     
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  14. SlyPokerDog

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    I hate being right...
     
  15. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    This man needs to be banned
     
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    If you don't hump his leg, Dame might throw you a bone
     
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  17. SlyPokerDog

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    Unfortunately now Denny has to fire you.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Everyone pay your respects to the Dog.
     

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