People always tell me how it is different with your own kids, how you will actually like them. I take it that isn't true?
I love and adore all of my kids. They are the world to me, and enjoy them tremendously. That being said, if I had to do it all over again, I'd probably not have children.
I was bullied in grade school as I became an introvert when my mom died. Dad said the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the nose- and then keep punching. So I did. Twice. That ended it. When my black belt teenage daughter switched to a new high school the class bully picked on her terribly. I forbade her to use karate except in clear self defense. One day (with 20 witnesses) she was being physically pushed by the bully and finally against a locker. My daughter repeatedly told her to stop "or else". Well, my daughter just flat out mopped the floor with her sorry *grotesque expletive deleted*. I was well please she followed my instructions and then kicked the hell out of the bully. After that the ex bully started sucking up to her and she said it was disgusting.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm going to send that to my daughter. That is funny as hell. Or, she may come over to your place and kick the *really and truly gagging gross expletive deleted* out of you.
wait..is she single?? better question came to mind after I realized this could sound really creepy. Please tell me she's over 18....otherwise my joke will REALLY look bad.
He got me. I can't stand to watch real life violence or even bloopers shows where people fall down and get hurt or nailed in the groin, but watching bullies getting their asses handed to them on youtube is quite satisfying.
I'm going to teach mine to do this: [video=youtube;770eypbGh50]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=770eypbGh50[/video] ESPECIALLY if the kid is bigger than you. "Now son, you don't go out starting fights. But if the fight comes to you, you FINISH IT. Finish it so that you can walk down the street the next day..." I'll bet this little fucker won't mess with that kid again! [video=youtube;dxBAy3901kc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxBAy3901kc&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dkid%2Bgetting%2Bbullied%2Bin%2Bschool%2 6oq%3Dkid%2Bgetting%2Bbullied%26gs_l%3Dyoutube-reduced.3.0.0l4.89178.93585.0.96746.24.12.2.10.10. 1.110.703.11j1.12.0...0.0...1ac.1.AnO2ItX4Ioo[/video]
This kid is my FUCKIN HERO! [video=youtube;iQkSnyBotQU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQkSnyBotQU&feature=related[/video]